Some Kink-y blasphemy for the holiday season
I met him in a temple down in West Hollywood
Where they drink goat's blood and it tastes just like Mountain Dew-lu
D-E-Double-U, Dew-lu
He appeared on the altar and they went in a trance
I asked him his name and in a pitch black voice he said, Cthulhu
C-T-H-U-L-H-U, Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
Well, I'm not the world's most metaphysical guy
But I got chills up my spine when he said I must die
Oh, Lord Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
I'm not dumb but I can't put a lid
On why he talks like a demon but he looks like a squid
Oh, Lord Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
Well we drank nectar and we did converse
About the wond'rous universe
He picked me up with his tentacles three
And said, "Would you like your own galaxy?"
Now I'm not the world's most theological guy
But when I looked in his eyes, well I felt like I'd died
For old Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
I cast him away, I ran to the door,
I fell to the floor, I got down on my knees
And I worshipped him and he transformed me
And that's just the way that I want it to stay
Worrying about death is such a primitive way
spake Lord Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
Men will be gods, and gods will be squid
It's all a big game from dear old Uncle Sid
And from Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
Well I left Earth just an hour before
And I've never ruled my own domain before
But Cthulhu smiled and he turned me around
And showed me it was Cthulhus all the way down
Well I'm not the world's most transcendent man
But I know what I am and what I've always been
And so is Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthu- Cthulhu
